Okay i needed to find some good jokes to lighten the mood, so i figured who does't like "you might be a redneck" jokes
1. If you have a continous tape of sweet home alabama in you truck, you might be a redneck.
2. If you ever thought a family reunion was a great place to pick up chicks you might be a redneck.
3. If you found a car in your lawn after you mowed it, you might be a redneck.
4. If you have more than 3 trucks in your yard up on blocks, you might be a redneck.
5. If you pronounce oil "eral" you might be a redneck.
6. If your whole number system consists of one, two, and a **** load, you might be a redneck.
7. IF You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws, you might be a redneck.
8. If You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company you might be a redneck.
9. If you waited at a Stop sign for an hour lookin for the word GO you might be a redneck.
10. If Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!", you might be a redneck.
11. If You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs, you might be a redneck
12. If You refer to the duct tape on your car as "chrome.", you might be a redneck.
13.After removing the empty beer cans from your car, you find that it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon, you might be a redneck.
14. If The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day, you might be a redneck.
15. If You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison, you might be a redneck.
16. If The Salvation Army declines your mattress, you might be a redneck.
17. IF You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment, you might be a redneck.
18. If A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 dollars worth of improvement, you might be a redneck.
19. If Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ***, you might be a redneck.
If you want more:
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/...edneckif.shtml
Thats all for now.