Did someone mention maggots! Many moons ago I was at my sister in laws Christmas party in NJ and the following is a true story. Her husband was an avid hunter and he had bagged a deer a few days earlier but wifey pooh made him put the head outside (it was around 28 degrees with snow on the ground) until he took it to the taxidermist. Well, he just had to show off his trophy to the guys (girls in the other room) so he went out to get the head and brought it in. Walking all aroung the room showing the guys and bragging. Mean while his wife comes into the room and sees all this white stuff all over the carpeting and being the clean freak she was, she proceeded to pick up the "white" stuff. Well, can you say scream loudly. The deer head was loaded with maggots and as her husband was walking around showing it off the maggots were falling out of the bottom of the head. Gross indeed!!
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