Among others, thought
bigdogdad would appreciate this...
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DOG RULES
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only on certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all the rooms but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on the furniture but is not allowed to sleep on the bed with the humans.
6. The dog can sleep on the bed wherever he wants, but not under the covers.
7. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
--ANONYMOUS--