Very old man marries a young woman. Being old-fashioned, they have separate bedrooms.
Wedding night, bride hears a tap on the door and the gent enters, and they make passionate love, after which he leaves.
Two hours later, same tap on the door, same passionate love.
A while before dawn, another tap, another session, but just before the gent is going to leave, the pleased bride says, "You're incredible! At your age, making love three times in one night!"
The gent answers, "I've been in here before??"
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