Forgive me for a threadjack (sort of).
Back in '65 when lake pipes were real, at a wedding reception for a buddy of mine, the new Mr. & Mrs. were planning to slip away quietly later in the evening. Well a little wrench work on the lake pipe plugs prevented any plans for a quiet exit. [}
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As I recall, the bride ("She Who Wears the Pants") didn't think it was all that funny. My buddy returned from his Honeymoon with a new car. [|)]