Seems to me that these days, "Cool" is picking up a cheap, late 80s or early 90's monolith, and putting on big wheels and low profile tires! I followed one of these across the railroad tracks the other day - they had to go about 5-10 mph in order to not blow out the tires or bend a rim!
Excuuuuuuuuse Me! But, that ain't cool!
