Higear 4 is like a lot of happy but not so worldly people that bought their PT because it IS a good design, but making many unfounded assumptions:
1) Since the paper says warranty they have to cover it;
When DC pulls the plug YOU are the Waranty.
2) The bone stock engine is over-engineered to the point that it will never break onder normal use.
This is a NEW engine/transmission/automobile package. Even Porsche and BMW have bone stock cars break due to unforseen weaknesses in design. $hit happens!
3) If anything happens that is not covered, it wont be much.
Engine or transmission failure can run into 1/4 or 1/2 the initial investment you made in your PT.
4) Word of mouth warranty(verbal promises)will be valid when the $hit hits the fan.
Welcome to the world of "Sort of Truths":
Those pants are very slimming - means: you have a spread like Montana.
We really ought to get togeather soon - means: I can't wait to see your backside going out the door.
Don't worry I won't put it all the way in - means: (fill in your own words here)
SHURE WE'LL WARRANT CHRYSLER PARTS IF A CHRYSLER TECHNICIAN INSTALLS THEM - means: At $75 per hour I wonder how much we can soak this guy without totally pissing him off?
If he doesn't know the price can I double the cost of the goods?
If a problem arises we'll tell him that he "abused" the car by pressing on the gas too hard (after all, why would you put in that extra horsepower?)
5) If I love DC they will love me back.
The individuals in DC may care, but believe me when I say that "The Corporation" loves your money. If you die they will not send flowers!
|