Is it a rule that the smaller a soccer mom is, the larger the SUV she has to drive?
Any of you guys watch "The Simpsons"? It's only a matter of time before they start making the SUV that they spoofed on that show called the "Canyonero":
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
You can find the rest of the song lyrics and an audio version at this link:
http://hangingon.org/canyonero.html
gsharrock, I hope you can at least get a laugh out of this! Sorry about your ride!