Mommy, Mommy called out the pretty blond as she burst thru the door brimming with excitement. Our teacher asked the class to recite the alphabet and all the other girls could only say ABC and I was able to say ABCDEFGHIJKL. That's wonderful darling, said the mother, that's because your a blond and smart. The next day the blond said the class was to count to 10 and all the other girls could only count to 5 but the pretty little blond could count all the way to 10. Wonderful, said mommy, that's because your blond and smart. The next day was the first day in gym and all the other girls were skinny and flat chested but the pretty blond looked like a Playboy bunny. Is that because I'm blond and smart said the pretty blond? No, darling, that's because your 22
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