This is a true story.I had just gotten my new false teeth.
I went for a bike ride and as I was riding a bug flew into my mouth
so I spit it out.When I did this my new store bought teeth
went flying out of my mouth and were rolling down the road
beside me.
I got off washed them off and put them back in
my mouth and kept my mouth shut all the way home
.I now use
polygrip