Drive=Love
Some folks have a perverted view of Love.
DCX equates it with the amount of sand they can introduce into the most obvious orifice when you are holding onto your ankles for dear life.
I have yet to figure out how you can possibly drive while gettin it up the rear at the same time.
I am sure there is some logic there somewhere; but I have been on this planet longer than some of their philosophers. I think they are still basically relatively new to our galaxy, and haven't adjusted to the local customs (warranty, customer satisfaction, the concept of repeat customers).
Their apporach to customer satisfaction amounts to a little lovin' and no kissin'. With that view of Love, it is no wonder that they equate success with how hard they can make it for their customers to sit comfortably.
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