Hi crewzin!
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Just another one for you, hope you will excuse the bad translation.
The top-seller
A young guy came to a big store, looking for a good job. The manager asked him: Do you have experience in selling things? Yes, said the young man, Ive always been a top-seller. The manager engaged him.
In the evening, the manager came to him, asking You had a lot of purchasers today? Only one, he answered. Only one, the manager screamed, the other fellows always have 30 to 40 purchasers a day. Whats the volume of your sale? 253.550 bucks! What did you sell?, the manager asked.
A man came to me, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I also could sell him a bigger one and later a fishing rod. Then I asked him, where he wanted to go for fishing. To the Atlantic coast!, the man said. So you will need a boat, I said to him. We went to the boat-section and I sold him a Seawind with 2 motors and a trailer. We drank 2 cups of coffee, then the man asked me: Think my new-beetle will not be strong enough for this boat. So I sold him a Mercedes-Benz SUV, a 4WD.
The manager asked: This man came to you to buy a fishhook only an you could sell him a boat, a trailer and a SUV too? No, the young guy said, he was only looking for some pills, because his wife had headaches. I said to him: Oh man, your weekend will be very unamusing, just go fishing !!!.
Peter [^]
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