Re: The Neverending Joke thread
I over heard two "dumb" blonds at a coffee house talking about the high cost of auto body repair. Seems the smarter of the two needed some work done and the estimate, in her opinion was too high. She complained to the shop owner who told he in disgust;
"Well if you really want to save some money, just turn your engine off and blow in the exhaust pipe. All the dents'll come out."
"I tried that" she said to her friend, "I just burned my lips and it didn't work!"
"Boy your dumb", said her friend. "First,you gotta let the pipe cool and second, obviously it'll only work if you roll your windows up!"
Yup. They were drinkin' coffee latte's in the next booth.
Cute but dumb!
Happy PTin', ptprice
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