Re: The Neverending Joke thread
Owner of a window place calls a blonde that had gotten new windows about a year ago.
"Lady, he begins, you've ignored all the invoices and letters and haven't paid a dime toward your windows. It's almost a year and I'll have to start legal action."
The blonde replies -
"Almost a year? That's perfect, because your ad said 'Pays for itself in the first year'"
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