2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
LOL! Headbangin' to Rush. 2112? No, Limbaugh!
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Haha! I am so doing that next Halloween. Couple it with #1 for effect.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
LOL! My Pets.com sock puppet hangin' out the side window!
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
Haha, I actually did that once, in a limo, next to another limo in traffic. It was in high school, prom.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
Uhhh...I do that normally. While driving, too.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
Snitty?
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
Heck, I practically got that when I lived in SoCal!
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
I frequently get bizarre looks when I am talking on my mobile phone with the inconspicous earbud. You cannot tell that I am on the phone if you cannot see the earpiece. People move away from me in line in convenience stores, it's funny.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
LOL!
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...[
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I seriously contemplated doing that whenever I parked anywhere in public, like the Sprint vans.
Welcome back, Gary; where ya been?