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My all time favorite blonde joke (female).
Blonde on an airplane is partied out, trying to sleep, seated next to a lawyer. The lawyer keeps keeps trying to talk, and asks her to play a game - he'll ask a question, if she doesn't know the answer, she'll pay him $5, and if he doesn't know the answer when she asks a question, he'll pay her $5. She declines, saying she'll lose money. This feeds the lawyer's ego, so he comes up with if she's wrong, it costs $5, and if he's wrong, he'll pay $500. Now the blonde agrees.
He asks what the diameter of the earth is. The blonde says nothing, reaches in her purse and gives him $5. She asks the lawyer what goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down a hill with 3 legs, then leans over and goes to sleep. The lawyer is frantic, doing searches with his laptop, calling friends, ... finally he wakes the blonde and gives her $500. The blonde puts it in her purse and rolls over again. The lawyer shakes her and asks what the answer is.... the blonde reaches in her purse and gives him $5. [?]
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