The Detailer to the Stars

[NVSB4]

I was watching Funk Master Flex on Spike network the other day and he had a segment on “The Detailer to the Stars”. I don’t remember his name, but the guy’s claim to fame was using Evian water in the windshield wipers, a special high priced diaper for cleaning and fox and mink brushes for the interior work. This guy must have previously sold ice to Eskimos to convince these people that he is worth the money I’m sure he’s charging.

[gonzomania]

Gotta go with you on this one!! Some people have more money than "cents" or sense

[amazingarthur]

Evian water for the windshield? C'mon.....

I squirm through that whole show with all the "Gangsta Rap" attitude and all. Most of these people don't care about the car culture as much as the bad boy image and money.

The host of that show has got to go!

Of course, this is just my opinion.

[turbomangt]

Next thing you know they will be selling wax for $1,300 a jar, wait, Zymol is already doing that. [:I]

[Mike-in-Orange]

Evian in the windshield washers is just plain nuts! Everybody knows you need something like Perrier - it's the carbonation in the water that really scrubs that windshield clean!!

[CHROMEDCRUISER]

I thought you were supposed to use Crown Royal? Gary's told us to use alcohol and water to clean the windows, maybe one part crown and one part evian?

[Mike-in-Orange]

quote:CHROMEDCRUISER Posted - 07/19/2004 : 10:42:24 PM
I thought you were supposed to use Crown Royal? Gary's told us to use alcohol and water to clean the windows, maybe one part crown and one part evian?

Sir! How DARE you suggest such a thing?! Such blasphemy! Crown Royal gets poured into only one place - my mouth.

[CHROMEDCRUISER]

Only the best for the PT.

[gonzomania]

If they put Evian into their windsheild washer resevior I wonder what they flush their toilets with????

[PTRON]

Hey Gary! If you moved to Hollywood and became "Detailer to the Stars" would we have to call you Mr. Gary?