You might be in Colorado if

[PhantumPTCruiser]

1. You switch from "Heat" to A/C in one day.

2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.

3. Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the mountains.

4. You're a meat eating vegetarian.

5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car.

6. You use a down comforter in the summer cause you have the a/c on at 55 degrees.

7. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.

8. You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.

9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave all doors unlocked.

10. You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.

11. You carry jumper cables in the car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

13 Driving is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled with snow.

14. You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel PJs.

15. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and construction.

16. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.

17. You think the Governor is John Elway.

18. Your idea of a traffic jam is more that 10 pedestrians on the bike path.

19. You carry skis in your car, "just in case."

20. You can never figure out why your out of town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.

21. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your friends.

[dev]

Those are all very funny... now I am off to "The Peoples Republic" to work. (And find a safe place to park my PT)

[dev]

22. You can't wash your PT at home because of watering restrictions.

[PhantumPTCruiser]

You can't wash/water anything outside.....

[TXWolf]

I sent that joke to my brother and his family who live in Colorado, right before I went up there to visit for the first time last week.

Guess what? They took me to eat at Casa Bonita !!! LOL ! =)

[CREWZIN]

23. The local forcast calls for snow so you run to the supermarket to find there're already out of milk, bread and toilet paper!

24. You'd kill for a newspaper stand that sells anything but skiing magazines!