Kerry requests silver star for Katrina

[satellite66]

I saw this and had to share it.

Kerry Requests Silver Star After
Piloting Swift Boat Through New Orleans

WASHINGTON, DC --- John Kerry contacted the Pentagon today to request
a Silver Star for a recent swift boat mission he ran through the
streets of New Orleans. While the Pentagon claims the mission was
unauthorized, Kerry claims it was a secret mission approved by the
highest levels of the government.

"I clearly remember listening to the radio and hearing President Bush
deny that swift boats were in New Orleans," said Kerry. "And there
I was on a swift boat in New Orleans. Dodging bullets. Scanning the
shore for enemy fire and mortar attack. The band aid on my hand
covers a wound I received while moving too quickly on deck for a
photo op and scraping against the railing."

Sean Penn tried to join Kerry on his own swift boat, but it sank
before leaving dock. Penn forgot to put the plug in the bottom of
the boat and refused to stuff his Communist flag in the hole to
prevent flooding.

[quicksilverdon]

Hey, that is funny, really.
While we're on fanatsy, I haven't heard anything about something that really scares me. Bush doesn't watch TV, read magazines, listen to radio - apparently he gets all his information from aides (and god). He really believed the relief efforts were going well, because he was given statistics about how many trucks were on the way, etc. An article in the liberal media (Newsweek) says he hates bad news, so they feed him good news. He isn't burdened with facts - at least not uncomforting facts. He's as out of touch as his Marie Antoinette Mother. He's off in the mystical world of gremlins and devils and evil and god - hey wouldn't god have caused the hurricane?
He isn't ignoring facts - he isn't even AWARE!
I don't think he lies, HE DOESN'T KNOW BETTER!!! I think I'd prefer lies.
The sole reason I voted for Kerry was - he wasn't Bush. I once again voted against, rather than for, a candidate.
Pick on Kerry all you want - at least he did serve, unlike Clinton and Bush, who both ducked service in their own ways, yet sent others to fiascos like Somalia and Iraq.

[satellite66]

quote:Originally posted by quicksilverdon
I think I'd prefer lies.

Okay here goes you have such political savy and make perfect sense.

Thats an even bigger lie than Clinton would have told.

[quicksilverdon]

I can deal with lies, I can't deal with stupidity.

[thegoldpt]

I need to give myself oxygen after reading that............[^]

[amazingarthur]

quote:Originally posted by satellite66

Okay here goes you have such political savy and make perfect sense.

Thats an even bigger lie than Clinton would have told.

Why do you keep comparing Clinton to Bush? You are never going to win that comparison.

[amazingarthur]

quote:Originally posted by quicksilverdon

Hey, that is funny, really.
While we're on fanatsy, I haven't heard anything about something that really scares me. Bush doesn't watch TV, read magazines, listen to radio - apparently he gets all his information from aides (and god). He really believed the relief efforts were going well, because he was given statistics about how many trucks were on the way, etc. An article in the liberal media (Newsweek) says he hates bad news, so they feed him good news. He isn't burdened with facts - at least not uncomforting facts. He's as out of touch as his Marie Antoinette Mother. He's off in the mystical world of gremlins and devils and evil and god - hey wouldn't god have caused the hurricane?
He isn't ignoring facts - he isn't even AWARE!
I don't think he lies, HE DOESN'T KNOW BETTER!!! I think I'd prefer lies.
The sole reason I voted for Kerry was - he wasn't Bush. I once again voted against, rather than for, a candidate.
Pick on Kerry all you want - at least he did serve, unlike Clinton and Bush, who both ducked service in their own ways, yet sent others to fiascos like Somalia and Iraq.

RIGHT ON DUDE!

[satellite66]

Arty point out where I compared the two? [:I]

[amazingarthur]

quote:Originally posted by satellite66

Okay here goes you have such political savy and make perfect sense.

Thats an even bigger lie than Clinton would have told.

When you say Clinton lies, I say, "Clinton a liar?" Not compared to the Pinnochio of lies-Gov. Bush.

[nehope]

quote:Originally posted by amazingarthur

When you say Clinton lies, I say, "Clinton a liar?" Not compared to the Pinnochio of lies-Gov. Bush.

We only have your opinion that Bush lied about anything. If he came out tomorrow and said the sky is blue and grass is green, you'd have a siezure. With Bill "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Clinton we have DNA proof that he is a liar.