Lewinsky and Kaczynski

[satellite66]

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two, words

Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper.

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Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

'Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you made such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown

[nehope]

Those are pretty clever - thanks for the chuckle