What a deal but mine are better.

I get e-mail from Nigeria about everyday and lotto winnings from England too.

If any of it were real I would be a billionaire already! Instead I live from pay check to pay check!

I wish I could get the actual address from these idiots who think you can get a lot for nothing. I would send a picture of Bush Jr. in a box with him in his famous pose giving the finger which would be taped to the bottom of the box!
I would post the picture here but it is in bad taste. It was when he was younger in a suit giving the camera man the finger.