Whose chair is it? (joke)

[CREWZIN]

Bill, Hillary, and Al Gore were all killed in a plane crash, and went to Heaven together. There they encountered God, sitting on His magnificent throne .

God said to Bill, "Well, you've certainly led an interesting life. What can you tell me about your convictions, that might entitle you to sit at my side?"

Bill said, "I believe in the inherent goodness of mankind, the need for us to help each other, and the ability we each have to make each other happy."

God said, "That sounds good. You may sit here at My right hand."

Then He looked down at Gore from His magnificent throne, and said, "Al Gore, what can you tell me about your convictions?"

Gore replied, "I believe that we are put here to protect the earth and each other, to value all of Your creatures, and to obey Your word.

God said, "That's good. You may sit here at My left hand."

Then He looked down at Hillary and said, "What can you tell me about your beliefs and convictions?"

Hillary replied, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

[p.schuh]

Hi crewzin!

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Just another one for you, hope you will excuse the bad translation.

The top-seller

A young guy came to a big store, looking for a good job. The manager asked him: “Do you have experience in selling things?” “Yes”, said the young man, “I’ve always been a top-seller”. The manager engaged him.

In the evening, the manager came to him, asking “You had a lot of purchasers today?” ”Only one”, he answered. “Only one”, the manager screamed, “the other fellows always have 30 to 40 purchasers a day. What’s the volume of your sale?” “253.550 bucks!” “What did you sell?”, the manager asked.

“A man came to me, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I also could sell him a bigger one and later a fishing rod. Then I asked him, where he wanted to go for fishing. “ To the Atlantic coast!”, the man said. “ So you will need a boat, I said to him. We went to the boat-section and I sold him a Seawind with 2 motors and a trailer. We drank 2 cups of coffee, then the man asked me: “Think my new-beetle will not be strong enough for this boat”. So I sold him a Mercedes-Benz SUV, a 4WD.”

The manager asked: “This man came to you to buy a fishhook only an you could sell him a boat, a trailer and a SUV too?” “No”, the young guy said, “he was only looking for some pills, because his wife had headaches.” I said to him: “Oh man, your weekend will be very unamusing, just go fishing !!!”.

Peter [^]

[IRPT]

Hey, both of those are pretty great, thanks!

[Hooligan]

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[bobs turbo pt]

second was good also !!