Reasons dogs don't use computers

[Gary04GT]

Reasons dogs don't use computers...

Can't stick their heads out of Windows '98.

Fetch command not available on all platforms.

Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com
instead of working.

Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

Waiting for the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

1) TpO HAqRD TO TgYPE WITyH PAzWS.

[bigdogdad]

Boy Gary, you got my two laughing so hard I had to take them out one more time for the night.

[Gary04GT]

quote:...I had to take them out one more time for the night.

bigdogdad:

Thought you and your BIG DOGS would appreciate this thread since I know they type most of your posts on the forum.


You probably have them trained so well that they change the oil/filter on your car. I would guess your dogs are probably smart enough to also do "cat scans"...


BTW, hope they had a "good outing" this evening and took care of their "business" in the proper fashion...

[bigdogdad]

Anchor (the white dog) does it in the proper fashion. He always sticks his head in the bushes so no one can see him or so he thinks. Trudy, she'll go any where you tell her to. Go over there, now go here and then back over there. I think both of them have a little brain damage[:I]

[Gary04GT]

I can't say that my "rocket dog"

has any specific routine she follows.