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[Gear_Head]

The Cuckoo Clock

> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Just before 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.

Alan

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very good !!