As you get older you feel young again...

[Gary04GT]

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry
way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm
just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

Really, Like a new-born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants!"

[TripleJackInGA]

Wetting your pants can be very refreshing.

[GTSteve]

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Whats not so funny is that I don't have too long before I'm that old!! [B)]

[Punch]

I said this to my grandmother the other day, she wasn't impressed.

[TripleJackInGA]

Maybe she was wetting her pants at the exact moment you said that.