35 FUN THINGS to do while driving your PT Cruiser

[Gary04GT]

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.

7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.

13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.

16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. Keep at least five cats in the car.

23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.

24. If an firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!

25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.

26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray for roadkill.

29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)

30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.

31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to... a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"

34. Sing without having the radio on.

35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...[)]

[Rolo]

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

LOL! Headbangin' to Rush. 2112? No, Limbaugh!


5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Haha! I am so doing that next Halloween. Couple it with #1 for effect.


10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

LOL! My Pets.com sock puppet hangin' out the side window!


16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

Haha, I actually did that once, in a limo, next to another limo in traffic. It was in high school, prom.


18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Uhhh...I do that normally. While driving, too.


22. Keep at least five cats in the car.

Snitty?


23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.

Heck, I practically got that when I lived in SoCal!


26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

I frequently get bizarre looks when I am talking on my mobile phone with the inconspicous earbud. You cannot tell that I am on the phone if you cannot see the earpiece. People move away from me in line in convenience stores, it's funny.


33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"

LOL!


35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...[)]

I seriously contemplated doing that whenever I parked anywhere in public, like the Sprint vans.



Welcome back, Gary; where ya been?

[Gary04GT]

quote:Originally posted by Rolo

...Welcome back, Gary; where ya been?

Been down in California visiting relatives.

[Hooligan]

quote:Originally posted by Gary04GT

Been down in California visiting relatives.

We thought you left us!!!![8)]

[Gary04GT]

quote:"...you left us!!!!"

NEVER, unless of course I traded in my Cruiser for one of those soon-to-be released new Crossfire turbocharged convertibles--[u]not likely</u> as they don't have much room to carry stuff.

BTW, do I need permission from "the forum" the next time I leave town for a week or so? [:I] I know, you think us retired guys [8] are always on vacation and don't need to "get away" for a few days--well, guess what???--YOU ARE RIGHT!!! [^] [?]

[Rolo]

Freakin' old people! You express concern and they still get all snippy! lol

Cool, road trip or fly?

[Gary04GT]

FLY, of course...keeping my GT in the garage (driving wife's Jeep) during much of this nasty winter weather so it will be looking sharp for the 2004 "CruzN Season" which is just around the corner!!!

BTW, Rolo, hope Hooligan doesn't mind you calling him "old"? Do appreciate the concern. Thanks all. [8]

[Rolo]

quote:Originally posted by Gary04GT
BTW, Rolo, hope Hooligan doesn't mind you calling him "old"?

LOL!

[2sb]

To get away...how about a two week job once a year?

[KingKole02]

Gary, welcome back,
Nice jokes.

Only one I do is honk and wave at people for no reason. Then I usually get a finger or a strange look.