PT Cruiser Forum   Car Videos
Custom Wheels | Free Car Insurance Quote      

Go Back   PT Cruiser Forum > General Forums > Non-PT Discussions

PT Cruiser Forum

Speeding?

 
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 05 Mar 2004, 02:53 am
Dedicated Cruiser
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Washington State, USA.
Posts: 2,526
Default Speeding?

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too...
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 05 Mar 2004, 03:23 am
Young Cruiser
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: .
Posts: 78
Default


Peter [8)]
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 05 Mar 2004, 03:46 pm
Regular Cruiser
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: London, Ontario, Canada.
Posts: 197
Send a message via AIM to Goldmember
Default

[8)]I will have to remember that one
__________________
Boring Gold PT, oops that was 4 years ago
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 05 Mar 2004, 07:38 pm
Senior Cruiser
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Columbus, Nebraska, USA.
Posts: 1,577
Default

Good one Gary
__________________
04 cool vanila Limited Turbo




Wife has a 03 limited
(Steel Blue)
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 15 Apr 2009, 01:16 pm
Fresh Cruiser
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 14
Default Re: Speeding?

[QUOTE= that was class must try and use that in the uk ,the only thing is we have camaras to catch us speeding ,i would look well talking to a box on a stick .have a good day .
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 15 Apr 2009, 02:27 pm
Regular Cruiser
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 198
Default Re: Speeding?

I don't think I'd want to try that on any officer in my part of the world. Right after you told the officer you stole the vehicle and that their was a gun in the glove box and before I had time to mention the dead body in the trunk, I'd be staring at a Glock with the officer calling for backup and me coming out of the vehicle face down on the asphalt.
__________________
2001 LE, Shale Green, Aftermarket Wheels, Shorty Antenna, AirRaid Cold Air Intake, Whelen Talons (amber/white) in front windshield, Whelen Talons (amber) in rear side windows, Tomar RECT25's (amber) and Whelen Slimlighter(amber) in back window. Kenwood TK-880H 45 Watt Mobile Radio, Antenex 3db antenna w/ NMO mount.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...0PT%20Cruiser/
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 15 Apr 2009, 09:38 pm
soonercruiser's Avatar
Senior Cruiser
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Oklahoma City
Posts: 1,619
Talking Re: Speeding?

__________________
Frank, aka SOONERCRUISER, and the Black Sheep
(Two Cruisers are better than one!)
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Drag race kills unborn baby CREWZIN Non-PT Discussions 5 29 Aug 2006 01:09 pm
Rattling sound while speeding up. amazingarthur General Turbo Discussions 4 23 Sep 2004 03:03 am
A lesson in speeding sakigt Non-PT Discussions 13 30 Jan 2004 11:36 am
Speeding Ticket Link Steve03GT General Turbo Discussions 0 05 Jun 2003 11:00 pm


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:14 pm.




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.3.1 © 2009, Crawlability, Inc.
vB.Sponsors

  Debt Consolidation | Debt Consolidation | Wordpress Themes | Game Card | Wordpress Theme