Speeding?

[Gary04GT]

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too...

[p.schuh]

Peter [8)]

[Goldmember]

[8)]I will have to remember that one

[Jimbo]

Good one Gary

[1994uk]

[QUOTE= that was class must try and use that in the uk ,the only thing is we have camaras to catch us speeding ,i would look well talking to a box on a stick .have a good day .

[garyerrol]

I don't think I'd want to try that on any officer in my part of the world. Right after you told the officer you stole the vehicle and that their was a gun in the glove box and before I had time to mention the dead body in the trunk, I'd be staring at a Glock with the officer calling for backup and me coming out of the vehicle face down on the asphalt.

[soonercruiser]