Have you been to Walmart this week?

[Gary04GT]

15 Things to entertain yourself at Walmart while your significant other is taking her sweet time shopping:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 min intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code Three in Housewares"....and see what happens (best if timed just right with #2)

5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway

6. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'

12. In the auto dept, practice your "Madonna Look" using different size funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while, then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[quicksilverdon]

Already forwarded on - thanks.[|)]

[THier]

Gary,
You were sort of "normal" untill you got the seamist cruiser[:0]
Tom

[Gary04GT]

You may be right, Thier. [:I] Maybe I should [u]sell my Cruiser</u>, buy a 350Z, and then I will be "normal" again...

[?]

I may consider offers starting at 35K! [8]

[Jimbo]

Normal isn't all it's crack up to be.Keep the Cruiser.

[OurPTGT]

quote:Originally posted by Gary04GT

You may be right, Thier. [:I] Maybe I should [u]sell my Cruiser</u>, buy a 350Z, and then I will be "normal" again...

[?]

I may consider offers starting at 35K! [8]

Gary, please ask before posting my son's pic on this forum [)]

[Gary04GT]

quote:Originally posted by OurPTGT...Gary, please ask before posting my son's pic on this forum [)]

Sorry, I didn't know Alfred was your son. Do you give permission to post YOUR picture on the forum?

.............................. [)]

[KingKole02]

Ah Wally world. The place is some frigin big that this might actually work.