Questions that need answers

[Jimbo]

Subject: Answers needed NOW


Questions that really need answers...

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs.

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

[CREWZIN]

quote:Originally posted by Jimbo


17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

NO, but it seems to!

[KingKole02]

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

The only question that has discussion.

No, the signal can only besent as fast as the motherboard will send it. However it is found to be amuseing when smashing down on the button.

Yes, if the elevators where controlled by a monkeys that knew colors and each cable he had to plug in was color coordinated, alot like the old phone boards. The monkey would recieve a shock or a sharp pointed object to it to get him to work faster.

Imgaination, its a thing lost in a society of computer electronics.