Male blonde joke

[Jimbo]

At last, a male blonde joke!
>
> There were two blonde guys working for the city.
> One would dig a hole, the
> other would follow behind him and fill the hole
> in. They worked furiously
> all day without rest, one guy digging a hole,
> the other guy filling it in
> again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard
> work, but couldn't understand
> what they were doing.
>
> So he asked the hole digger, I appreciate the
> effort you are putting into
> your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole
> and
> your partner follows behind and fills it up
> again.
>
> The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, Well,
> normally we are a
> three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees
> is sick today.
>

[quicksilverdon]

Good.
My all time favorite blonde joke (female).
Blonde on an airplane is partied out, trying to sleep, seated next to a lawyer. The lawyer keeps keeps trying to talk, and asks her to play a game - he'll ask a question, if she doesn't know the answer, she'll pay him $5, and if he doesn't know the answer when she asks a question, he'll pay her $5. She declines, saying she'll lose money. This feeds the lawyer's ego, so he comes up with if she's wrong, it costs $5, and if he's wrong, he'll pay $500. Now the blonde agrees.
He asks what the diameter of the earth is. The blonde says nothing, reaches in her purse and gives him $5. She asks the lawyer what goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down a hill with 3 legs, then leans over and goes to sleep. The lawyer is frantic, doing searches with his laptop, calling friends, ... finally he wakes the blonde and gives her $500. The blonde puts it in her purse and rolls over again. The lawyer shakes her and asks what the answer is.... the blonde reaches in her purse and gives him $5.[?]

[KingKole02]

Its right these are both so right.

The first one having the stupidist guys around working for the city, and the second one having a blonde womens stupidity work for the better of her.