Robbin Williams Peace Plan

[Jimbo]

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.




4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"




Amen Brother.............

[quicksilverdon]

"10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE..."


My personal pet peeve. Unlike earlier immigrants, we are now getting demands for Spanish on equal footing with English! I believe some states allow driver's tests in Spanish! HELLO! The sign doesn't say ALTO (altho that will be next) it says STOP. My parents were immigrants, and went to night classes after working long days to learn English and become citizens - that's how it works. If you want to live here, LEARN THE LANGUAGE.

[Jimbo]

Agree with you all the way !!!!

[bigdogdad]

What can you say but to agree. I think his plan is great. Here is Florida have the places have signs in English and Spanish. WTF. Even Disney World have half and half signs. How far can it go. Pretty soon the signs will be in a dozen languages. This is getting stupid. Tourism is one thing but.......

[Hooligan]

quote:Originally posted by bigdogdad

What can you say but to agree. I think his plan is great. Here is Florida have the places have signs in English and Spanish. WTF. Even Disney World have half and half signs. How far can it go. Pretty soon the signs will be in a dozen languages. This is getting stupid. Tourism is one thing but.......

The Target Supercenter in Orlando also is bi-lingual. English or LEAVE!!!

[KingKole02]

F*** non english speaking "Americans". If they can't learn the language they shouldn't live here.

Then again who will build our buildings and mow our lawns? Americans have turned into office working people because all the Spanish and Mexican people have taken all the phisycal labored jobs. At least here in FL.

At my company all the laborers are Spanish. About one or two speak have way decent English. If they would all learn the language mistakes would not be made.

Im dating a girl born and raised until 8-9 in the Phillipines. They moved here to the US to California. The first thing here father, sister, and her did was learn english. Yes they still use there own language but not normally out in public unless they have to. Heck her dad knows more about our history and philosiphers then I do.
They have taken the test and earned thier citizenship. All have valid drivers lincenses.

Why can't more people be like this. Its because we make it so easy to be like they want to. If we set rules that you have to go to school and learn then maybe more of them would be able to speak it.