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Old 10 May 2004, 10:27 pm
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OK, I went into a message parlor today> reason I wanted to find out what the difference is between a sports message/ a theraputic message and a relaxing message. I wanted to get my son/athlete a gift certificate as part of his graduation present. So this girl comes out with a mini skirt that if it was any shorter, it would considered a thong. So she smiles at me and says "we don't do any of those" what I said? (dummy me at this point) what do you do then? guess what she told me, (we make men happy) I guess I'm still in the last century. [:I]
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Old 10 May 2004, 11:24 pm
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I guess you'll just have to buy him a book!

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Old 11 May 2004, 04:07 am
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"Everyone likes a happy ending."
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Old 11 May 2004, 07:58 am
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So what did you do? One for him and one for you? NOne for him?
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Old 11 May 2004, 01:38 pm
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Thats what I call a mondern ho-house.

No thanks no dirty sluts for me. [:0]
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Old 11 May 2004, 04:32 pm
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[:I]That's to bad. Your intentions were good. Bussiness like the one you went to harm the true profession of massage thearpy. So that some people don't know what help Real Massage Thearpyis. Why can't they call a whore house by it's name, and put the red light on? But, that would be like asking a tiger change it's spots.
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Old 11 May 2004, 05:22 pm
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I had several messages.They were the the real thing. they message
your whole body not just one part.[]
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haaahahha

times like this we all need a hidden camera to capture the moment.
i'd pay to see how red your face was gary

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