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Old 10 Jan 2017, 11:41 am
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Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses.
A young lady walks over to me and asks, "what brings you in today?"
I looked at her, and said, I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.
She didn't quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?


I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one.
So I'm wearing my garage door opener.
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Kind of a groaner...

HOLY CRAP Yall will not believe what just
happened to me....I went down to the gas station to buy a Lipton Tea/Lemonade ....when i pulled in I noticed these two cops looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up....I saw her and was like...hummm what a Rebel....with the law right there I went in got my drink and as I was checking out I hear someone screaming....look out side and that woman's arm was on fire... she was tossin about waiving her arm around and just going friggin nutso...I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and was putting the fire out with an extinguisher. when I was walking to my car the cops put hand cuffs on her and was about to put her in the car...i was like...what on earth?!?...so being the smart butt I am I asked the cops what in the world they were arresting her for....figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough...he looked me dead in my eye and said.......For waving a Firearm.
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