Those "Seniors" in Florida are something else...

[Gary04GT]

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida
newspapers:

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired
beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just
buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to
round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,
shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are
the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth
seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn
on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like
to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still
like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen
to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through
Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and
Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea,valves.
Isn't in running condition,
but walks well.

[CREWZIN]

Yea, well you should see them drive...scary!

[bigdogdad]

I'll take "Memories". I party too hardy on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I need someone to help me remember those days!!