Joke of the day.

[Mr.Barton]

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877





8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938





7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926





6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC





5. "You want! WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566





4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937





3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC





2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll............! .....





1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

[gonzomania]

Good ones!!!