Bowel Movements

[taikuchin]

quote:Originally posted by sakigt

If wanting to hear about Bowel Movements yet not significantly older guys talking about B.J's then count me disingenuous.

Besides. If you read any of the other threads you would know why I started this one (to be a smart arse)

I'm sure that a discussion about bowel movements would be of particular interest to a "smart arse" & even more so to a dumb arse, but no matter what the motive complaining about almost any response would certainly be disingenuous....btw, we significantly older guys are more interested in bm's than bj's so keep it up honey.

[Mike-in-Orange]

These three really old guys are hanging around the lounge at the Senior Center when one of them says:

"You know, I really miss having a good bowel movement in the morning. At 92 I can't have one until around noon!"

The second old guy says "Noon! Heck, that isn't so bad. I'm 95 and I can't have one until almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon and I'm gettin' ready for dinner then!"

The third old guy says "What are you guys complaining about? I'm 97 and I have a bowel movement every morning at 8 o'clock!"

The first two look at each, puzzled, and ask the third guy why it's so bad to have a bowel movement at 8:00AM. The third guy says "Because I don't get up until 9!"

[ksquared11]

I wish I had a picture of an outhouse to post.
Now that would be funny.[:0]

[bigdogdad]

[sakigt]

If making a joking statement is complaining then I fear the day you run into a real woman. We are capable of much much worse. []