Latest Sex Survey

[turbomangt]

I read in Men's Health that those of us of the male gender that for some (unknown) reason withdraw from sexual activity just before the age of 60 will likely die before age 65. From my perspective and situation I have less than 1 year to live. It also says women are excluded from the report. Figures, I think my wife had this planned all along.

[quicksilverdon]

quote:Originally posted by turbomangt

I read in Men's Health that those of us of the male gender that for some (unknown) reason withdraw from sexual activity just before the age of 60 will likely die before age 65.

I would guess it's because beer alone isn't enough to live for..

[Jacked Up PT]

uhh younger wife?

[Jacked Up PT]

quote:Originally posted by turbomangt

I read in Men's Health that those of us of the male gender that for some (unknown) reason withdraw from sexual activity just before the age of 60 will likely die before age 65. From my perspective and situation I have less than 1 year to live. It also says women are excluded from the report. Figures, I think my wife had this planned all along.

serioulsy will your wife be filling orders when your gone or do we need to stock up now.[:I]

[JPMS GT]

Is it a slow death? [:I] How will I know when I'm dead? Oh no, I'm going fast! [8)]
Jn

[turbomangt]

serioulsy will your wife be filling orders when your gone or do we need to stock up now.

Man, at least I will be remembered for something. That was a low hit by the way. I think she had this planned all along, after 27 years, she probably knew about the survey way back then. [:0]