Did your employer join a cheaper health plan

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TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH
CARE PLAN

10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An
apple a day." (or take a walk)

5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.

3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE
PLAN:

1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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"Gallows humor" - my favorite.
I don't think there is any good insurance any more - just varying degrees of bad....
The best had to be the "physical" I got entering the Marines during Vietnam - I sat in a chair, and answered questions - height, weight, all the rest - pulse, etc., was totally made up - the doc just sat behind the desk and filled out a form with no contact with me whatsoever.
2 guys in boot camp were actually 4F and got out when they'd had enough - one had had polio, and one shoulder was smaller than the other, and the second had lost 4 toes to a lawn mower - both were released - the rest of us considered them "lucky".