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21 Nov 2004, 09:43 am
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Happy Thanksgiving
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING!     
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21 Nov 2004, 09:58 am
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21 Nov 2004, 11:57 am
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Good one and Happy Thanksgiving
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23 Nov 2004, 10:42 am
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NEW TURKEY RECIPE
Sure to bring smiles from your guests!! Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving. 1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes. 2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully (see attached) 3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve. 4. Watch your guests' faces... . . . . . . . . . 
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23 Nov 2004, 01:46 pm
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Gives a new meaning to "breast meat". All the best everyone.[|)]
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23 Nov 2004, 08:56 pm
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 ,,!!!Happy Thanksgiving to all you PT'ers!!!!
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23 Nov 2004, 11:43 pm
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Everyone have a safe and wonderful holiday!!!
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24 Nov 2004, 07:38 pm
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enjoy!! and be safe!!
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24 Nov 2004, 10:26 pm
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Enjoy the day and be safe where ever you are.
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