80 years old

[Jimbo]

At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical. All of
his tests came back with normal results.




Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with
God?"



George replied, "Yeah, God and me are tight. He knows that I
have

poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the
middle

of the night to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on,
when

I'm done... (poof) the light goes off."



"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"



A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's
wife. "Ethel,"

he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I
had to

call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true

that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on
in the

bathroom, and then when he is through... (poof) the light
goes off?"



Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator

again!"