Battle at the Beach MB-4

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What?..........North vs. South
Where?........Myrtle Beach. SC
When?.........October 24-26, 2003 http://www.ptownersclub.com/myrtlebeach/

General Diaz reports that our advance scouts are detecting a strong build-up of PT Cruisers coming from the North. General Sczubelek and his LWOC marauders are assembling a strong army from the Delaware, Maryland, New York, New Jersey and D.C. area. Our scouts also report a large number of Buckeye and Keystone cruisers mobilizing in the Ohio and Pennsylvania area. They will be joining a strong contingency of Virginia militia, not to mention, renegade cruisers from Missouri, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and various other states.
Last year General Sczubelek was laid up in a yankee field hospital and missed the battle. Rumor has it General Sczubelek was so upset that this year he has issued an ultimatum to his troops to take no prisoners. He has even recruited Lt. Lowell and the Flying Eagle, so you know he is serious.
When told, General Diaz gathered her troops and gave them a stern warning - we ain?t afraid of no candy coated, front flipping, flamed out cruisers in skirts. Bring em on. They put their wax on just like us - one coat at a time. General Diaz told her troops that if anyone is afraid of having too much fun, they can stay home and feed the chickens. After the battle, the rest of us will be celebrating Saturday night at the hotel sipping mint juleps and downing jello shots. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN.