Dude, I should send you my lyrics to the song parody I did to Don't Fear the Reaper. I think you might find them funny, even if you don't know the Sheriffs reputation here in Polk County Florida. Let me know if you're interested.

P205/55R16 BSW AS Touring Tires
-35F Protection Anti-Freeze
Front/Rear Climate Control Outlets
Build To Canada Mkt. Specifications
GVW/Payload Rating
Canada Specifications Label
British Columbia Province Code

Options:
Cloth Low-Back Bucket Seats
Dark Slate Gray
136 Amp Alternator
4-Speed Automatic Transmission
Lock-Up Torque Converter
2.7 Overall Top Gear Ratio
All Gas Engine
2.4L I4 DOHC 16V Turbo Engine
Color Keyed PRNDL Bezel
Driver's Seat Power Height Adjuster
2.4L Turbo Badge
Front Body Color Fascia
Rear Bodycolor Spoiler
50 State Emissions
Federal Tier 2, Bin 8 Emissions
Large Diameter Bright Exhaust Tip
Bright Silver Metallic Clear Coat
Goodyear Brand Tires
16X6.0 Aluminum Chrome Clad Wheels
Brake/Park Interlock
Spring - Left Rear
Spring - Left Front
Spring - Right Rear
Spring - Right Front
FAM: PT
TRACKING: 40105S02
MY:2004
Customer Preferred Package 2CF
Customer Preferred Package 2DF
Customer Preferred Discount
Special Scheduling Condition II